Or they'd argue with you forever, or just hang up on you.

Indeed. This season's been generally great, though, so I can handle a dud or two.

Yeah, all that stuff about how the heat death of the universe could be staved off by a bunch of guys doing mathematical equations in their heads which apparently gives them all god powers or something, was some pretty scientifically accurate stuff right there.

1. Chrono and team aged/still had whatever had happened to them thus far still happen to them, as they had become "outside" of the normal passage of time.

I dunno, I always enjoyed having my Elemental Armors of Extreme Cheapness, not to mention Marle's final weapon, both of which are permanently missable on a non-fussy playthrough.

I figured it was just because at the end of CT, the party left Magus in the year 11,000 BC to look for Schala, and then the gates closed. So unless Magus found some alternative method of time travel, he should have been dead for almost 12,000 years in Frog's reality, post-game, which you'd think would be enough time…

This parody of Gato was by far my favorite.

Crono says things all the time! The game just doesn't tell you what he says. For example: when Crono meets Marle, she asks him his name, and immediately afterwards knows what it is. That would be impossible if Crono hadn't told her. There are also numerous instances of the player being presented with choices, which…

Myself, I named him RickA.

It wasn't a "high score" per se, as much as it was that Starfleet would rate you based on how well you completed your mission at the end, on a percentage scale. If your average at the end of the game was high enough, they'd talk about promoting you to Admiral and setting up the movie timeline.

I remember there being an episode of the game show where one of her henchmen stole the Bermuda Triangle. And then, all the clues about where to go next would be in the form of some landmark somewhere having disappeared into the Triangle. That's got to take the cake, really.

Still is! There's made a version for iOS and Android now, although it's kind of buggy.

Don't know about a text-based parody, but there were a few official Star Trek point-and-click adventure games — Star Trek 25th Anniversary (the PC version, not the NES version which was completely different) and Judgment Rites, which were surprisingly good games. One of the few times where a licensed game managed to…

You mean other than Robert H. Wolfe, the guy who came up with the pagh wraiths in the first place, and Ron Moore, without a doubt the best writer on the show? Both of them have gone on record that "pah" is a misspelling.

Godfather Part II?

It is insanely dangerous. And I see it happen all the goddamn time:

Yes. Not to mention that this situation often ends up turning into a Mexican standoff where both me and the motorist both sit there wondering who's going to blink first, neither one wanting to start moving when the other one will inevitably give up and start at the same time, resulting in a collision.

That's a two-way street, though. If two vehicles are stopped at a four-way stop, the vehicle that got there first is supposed to be able to go first. If one of those vehicles is a bike, and you're the other guy in a car, do you ever actually wait for the bike, or do you just plow through (probably without even…

Thank you.

I've actually been honked at for daring to actually stop at a stop sign while driving.