As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

The economics of the airline industry are brutal. I get why they would say “if you want more space, buy it.” It’s amazingly cheap to fly today. Far cheaper than it should be, to be honest.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Maybe it hasn’t dawned on you yet, but car magazines are whores. They’ve been whores to car manufacturers ever since they noticed that people actually read car magazines and decided to buy ad space in them. Motor Trend is one of the whoriest of them all, which is actually (and regrettably) a path to commercial…

Not gonna lie, I thought the Cougar looked great when it came out, it was definitely a departure from the norm for the time and seemed like it could stand the test of time.  Yeah, that was the furthest thing from the truth, that car is a complete turd.

Can’t we just call them what they are - Instagram users, not models. It like how everyone is a porn star without there ever being a porn actress.

“I can’t afford to pay for a $100 bus ticket every break.”

Why bother suing? They won’t even be paid with this kind of money.

1st Gear: Tariffs Bad

shut up both of you

Is this a good car for a 45 year old mother of two who was promoted to Director of Communications at a local midsize bank who lives with her successful businessman husband in a 3200 square-foot house in an aspirational suburb 15 minutes from the country club to which they belong and where their kids take swimming…

Why would you pick anything over a Macan?

Why would I pick this over the Macan?

Nothing. I want to know nothing about it.

It’s not her drag personality that I don’t like...it’s her non drag personality. If this show was just the runway and that’s it, I’d probably like her better. She’s a good performer and her looks are always pretty decent. It’s the workroom, out of drag drama she creates. There’s always something with her every…

My favourite is to build a windowless walled box, put a phone in there and have the Sim dial for pizza which can never, ever be delivered.

Some people ...don’t torture their Sims?

I can tell you that even though I’m glad the desk is gone, I’d personally take the X5 any day, every day. Hell, even the non-M version is more than enough to go fast and haul stuff in.

Doubly so since the X5 M does everything just as well, looks better, and has more room. And even it’s pretty stupid. Just not as ugly.

I’m sorry, Patrick. All of your attempts to justify the X6 fall short because of one inescapable fact: