With discounts like that on the 750xi, I will never understand why someone would buy an executive sedan new. Sure you may be rich, but are you stupid too?

Nah, this is pretty crass. Even if the host was just being polite in offering it back (or they didn’t care for the bottle itself) YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE IT BACK.

** Uses funding data from 2013 to justify service. **

I like the car too, but I am troubled by how much it borrows from other successful SUVs. The TELLURIDE writing across the hood is straight up RANGE ROVER, and the tail lights are very XC90. 

Why does it have a manual transmission andddd paddle shifters?

It’s a manual with paddle shifters?

A Subaru Forester had an affair with a Ford Explorer.

To me, the design of this car in general can’t decide what is wants to be. Is it a current Continental? A decade old S550? An old Lexus LS? The headlghts of an S90? It’s indicative of why I don’t like Hyundais - they kind of pick and choose bits that in total don’t really work for me.

These people need to stop serving their gross weird relationship to the American people.

Anyone else think the front looks like an iteration on the Alfa Giulia? Basically pull the cheeks on a Giulia and you get this face instead.

“I’ll definitely miss the old-school BMW gauges and the new style is definitely an acquired taste...”

“The safety-focused technology, similar to what is provided on the higher end non-special-edition Minis, include emergency automatic braking, front collision warning, back up camera, and pedestrian warning. Its 2018; even small cars come packed with this stuff now.”

Sorry, why does this matter?

I also haven’t found Kenan’s role to be relevant or funny on the show in what...a decade? He’s simply not funny.

What do you mean GET THE WARRANTY? Doesn’t every new car (and certified pre-owned) come with one? Do you actually mean DON’T BUY A USED ONE WITHOUT A WARRANTY?

You act as if the ML did not have a third row?

Looks like a London cab and the QX80 had a bastard child

So they stole the face from a Yukon and the ass from an XC90? Got it.

* hot take * someone on Jalop likes the Harlequin

Hey look! Fisker made an SUV!