This happened to me. Dry humping leads to the real deal fairly quickly. I was like “fuck it, let’s do this!”
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Dick burns on your rug?
Extended dry humping can lead to “rug” burns on your dick.
The missus and I occassionally have post-sex breakfast tacos from whataburger. You haven’t lived until you’ve choked down one of those at 3am. Or a jalapeno biscuit.
John Oliver delivered a righteously satisfying segment last night about online threats and harassment against women.…