John’s back to ripping out confidently bad takes, nature is healing.

It’d have been better if Infinite’s first couple of corridor-imprisoned hours were any good. But they’re just defyingly dreadful.

Sure, now you’ll own a receipt associated with a game item that no longer exists when the game shuts down. Huge improvement!

They are literal scams. If that’s not enough for you to hate them regardless of your politics, there’s something wrong with you (and/or your politics).

Yeah but I can at least play the game. With an NFT I have.. literally nothing.

Yes, someone claiming to own the Assassin’s Creed IP because they bought and play their games would be an idiot on the level of a NFT bro.

I’ve spoken to NASA guys who have had recruiters from space-x reach out to them, the work conditions at space-x are terrible in their opinion, and that’s them working at government run labs that are running 24-7 to keep up with the demand for validating space hardware. Musk is making the same conditions that lead to…

I’ve been talking up Starlink to my parents—they live too far away from modern high-speed internet—but now I’m reconsidering.

“Beta” for a game that releases in less than two weeks, and with 343 currently on Thanksgiving break...this isn’t a game in beta by any real measure other than to be a shield. This IS the game, as it is released.

Whatever. I’m already resigned to the idea that I might as well just be playing Halo 2, playing for fun, and any appearance upgrades that could be gained via progression are mere abstractions.

Im over 20 i have no idea what this shit means

He was doing the robot while people were flatlining.

Or to translate from corporate bullshit...

Oh no, Kotaku isn’t volunteering to be the Nintendo Copyright Police! This surely means the end for the site. 

What is it with you people. You just think games media should pretend that emulation doesn’t exist?

Wait, has John Walker himself promoted video game and anime sneakers? Or are you talking about advertisements made on kotaku? As far as I know the writing staff doesn’t have a say in what’s advertised.

Remapping your buttons for the entire system because of one or two games is not an acceptable “solution” since you have to switch them back and forth.

I don’t disagree with the notion that the attachments and deck-building make it less pick-up-and-play friendly than L4D, but I also think that’s kind of a silly criticism to make. L4D would drown in a week if it were released today.

For better or worse, we just don’t live in the world of static arcade shooters…

No. You are just idiots.

No he’s not.