I’m a Pats fan, and I look forward to this article every year. It’s hilarious, shows more of Drew than he realizes, and is pretty accurate in some regards.

There's always gotta be a decency truther

The bar is so low because people generally suck. I agree that this fact itself is lamentable, but still... good guy is good guy on this one and it’s nice to see people acknowledge it.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.

No wonder it sounded so familiar.

Somebody better check on Drew.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

I suppose if you’re going to essentially repost the same head-in-the-sand Vote Blue rhetoric you did yesterday, the least I can do is repost my fact-filled response as well.

So you’re saying this feature would be better if Joe Maddon wrote it? I bet he would be fantastic at it.

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

+1000

I haven’t bought a football game since NFL 2K5 because Madden still hasn’t caught up to where the 2K series was for fun.

Did someone say swastika?