You are one stupid son of a bitch.

But it's ok. They make all the players wear pink for an entire month!

ESPN Talking Point: How will Rice's return affect Johnny Manziel when the Browns and Ravens play in Week 3?

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

Reminder: The NFL suspended Terrelle Pryor for 5 games...for violating an NCAA sham law

But you see, weed uppercuts your life!

Justin Blackmon and Josh Gordon smoke pot=yearlong ban and suspended indefinitely

Or being gay.

Well, thank God he wasn't smoking pot at the time, right?

The most terrifying part to me is a site that is as in-fucking-furiating to use as B/R has led to the asshole who created it being worth $175 million. It's content sucks and it's slide show format is the devil.

"...Tony Dungy is to blame for his opinion..."

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

And only distractions related to DUIs, drug charges, dog fighting/killing, vehicular manslaughter, punching your wife out in an elevator, etc. Those kind of distractions....A-OK. Kissing a dude? GTFO.

All of this is garbage. All of it.

Posted below, but applies to you, too: If your "opinion" is that certain people should be discriminated against, then you're a bigot. You're allowed to be a bigot if you want, but this isn't name-calling. It's the definition of the word.

I'm imagining two chupacabras 69ing.

Cowherd is cringeworthy at best

Come on, man. He really isn't that bad. Compared to the likes of Chris Broussard, Skip Bayless, that creepy bland idiot who shows up next to Jemele Jill and all the usual ESPN bimbos, this guy is actually articulate, intelligent and he has a great sense of humor. Heck, he's way more interesting than the PTI crew.