"Read This: Watch A Video" :(

Fair enough, tobacco tube.

Wrong. Genius.

I have listened to neither song. But this is dumb. There are 12 musical notes. They can be arranged only in so many ways. Do songs sometimes end up sounding similar? Sure. Is that sometimes on purpose? Of course. But there's a big difference between copying a song (a la the George Harrison My Sweet Lord…

I really appreciate singer flubs, because it shows the performance is really live. The cynic in me always suspects major pop performers are lip-syncing.

There's a sale at Penny's!

I think he's referring to Friends. Or King of Queens. I hope.

Run the jewels fast

Give him the stick… DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

Naked Gun could never be remade. Leslie is irreplaceable.

B99 has become my comfort food—the gentle, congenial humor of Parks & Rec without the crutch of the mockumentary format. And after discovering Terry Crews in White Chicks—his scenes almost made that garbage worthwhile—it's so good to see him in something that deserves him.

Troy and Abed in the pooooorning

I have very fond memories of RE2, but RE4 legitimately inspired nightmares in me—with the horror not so much in the grotesquerie, but in the relentless chasing.

Well you'll have to follow me to Canada to smack me.

Naked Gun 2.5 FTW. Doesn't matter that the first one's better, or that it's dumb. I would sacrifice every comedy movie from the last decade for another Naked Gun (RIP Leslie).

Milquetoast piece of human garbage

So the GOP* will tackle the important issue of magic as art, but refuse to fairly consider a Supreme Court nominee?

No, Running Wilde

I've been meaning to start this show. Does it start out this good, or does it take a while?

It's in the queue, and I'm interested in reading it, but it's heft puts it in the category of "tome" more than book to me. I just don't know that I can ever get through it, due not to lack of interest but lack of time.