I was gonna get all shitty in the comments by arguing that there was no such thing as an underrated 90s band. Every swinging dick with a Fender Jaguar and a bad haircut was signed, released one or more forgettable albums, and was dropped. But you called it. Matthew Sweet. Girlfriend to 100% Fun was unimpeachable, and…

I went to college on the South Side and I loved driving to Indiana because there’s cheap cigs, cheap gas, gambling, and the possibility that I’d get murdered for being a jew in Indiana.

My wife likes to bitch about the shit her mother does to her in one breath and then do the same shit to me in the next. Fun!

This comment keeps it copacetic. And Our Lady Peace fucking ripped until Spiritual Machines. Then I kinda lost track of them.

Live was just so earnest. Sooooo Earnest. Makes them easy to mock, and I agree that they were better than how they’re remembered.

Wait till you have kids.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

stalls with no doors should be designated a hate crime.

7th grade football. First game of the season. I felt a rumble in my lower abdomen during warmups. Right before kickoff I had to sprint to the bathroom. The stalls didn’t have doors on them, but I had barely made it to the toilet in time so I didn’t have a choice.

My middle school soccer team went an entire season without scoring a goal.

ummm..... what does it say about me that I think he made a lot of sense.

I almost exclusively eat food meant for children.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Really, who can retire on $98 million in career earnings these days?

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

Except this complaint is valid. European team names have rationales. When MLS blindly copies their names with “Real” and “FC” and now “Inter” it makes the owners look really clueless, a la How do you do fellow futbol fans?!

mls teams reeeeeaaaally gotta stop the "let's sound like a european team" thing, "inter miami" sounds incredibly dumb

pickup weenie should pair well with my truck nutz, link pls

I’ve done that river tuber thing and I can tell you with absolute certainty that girl was a student at Arizona State. 

Maybe on a swimming pool with someone on duty to keep watch to make sure the tent owner doesn’t drown?