The $4 billion merger money was essentially a corporate pre-nup. Which got me thinking...

You could not have chosen a better picture to match the title of this article. Her character from IJ was the first thing that came to mind.

"Errr, at least, that's the theory. Because to me, it sounds like there's plenty that could go wrong. Also, given recent failures with craft destined to reach Mars and its surroundings, like Phobos-Grunt, there's a fairly big chance it won't even make it anywhere near."

I'm not terribly sure why this app exists, since if you download the Amazon.com App you can scan via barcode and perform all of this app's features.

Agreed. Not only does it sound more digital, but it doesn't sound anywhere near as forceful or bombastic as the real song, which kills the epic save-the-universe feeling that the original song is tied so well to in the game.

I know keeping jobs is tricky nowadays, but this?

@anomalytea absolutely true, I have experienced this myself. It just sounded like it meant that you would forever be having to choose between running painfully forever or having injuries all the time.

"...can now go long distances painfully and injury-free."

We here at Utah State came out with our own, USU-specific version of this back in August.

Just because it's the iPhone's default wallpaper doesn't make it the most famous photograph of Earth. The majority of people on Earth don't have an iPhone or access to one.

Most important line in the whole story:

True, I know plenty of ladies that haven't the foggiest idea. As a male, however, you had to admit that what is expected of us by way of cooking knowledge is far less than a female.

I've done this ever since I got a new wallet just over a year ago. It was annoying on long road trips to suffer from "Wallet-Butt", where you sit unevenly because of how much you carry.

I actually discovered this by accident a few months ago when I was asked to bring some homemade cookies for a party.

Less people might die proportionally, yes, but that's not because war itself has gotten better. Disease and famine caused by war have killed far more people than actual combat throughout all of human history.

The fact that war doesn't require people anymore means that wars will only perpetuate and get worse.

If the lessons of this war are truly to be learned, then Libyan schools need to be the first in the world to allow kids to be on their laptops/smartphones/tablets while in class. For all the teacher knows, their students are saving the world. Or something.

This has to be a belated April Fool's Prank.

This is what I find craziest about the whole thing: he was found in a SEWER waving around a GOLDEN GUN. I only wish he would've been wearing a tuxedo.

JELL-O won't ever happen because of trademark issues.