Is there any way for the rest of us to encourage Florida to secede or at least change their state motto to “Hold My Beer!”

Totally! Now, let’s give these people the benefit of the doubt and say that they think it’s worth risking their lives to sit in a giant arena and listen to this idiot.

I believe today’s XKCD is the best counterargument to this:

I don't care. They made their bed, they can die in it. 

White people confuse me.

Thank you Ian for reporting on this story and bringing it to a wider audience..

The mask battle is lost. I was out yesterday for groceries and hardware store necessities, and the only people in masks were store personnel and a handful of customers (typically older or obvious health care workers).

Cracks me up how brave Keanu is for diving headfirst back into a character that he’s basically been running from his whole career, insofar as early assessments of his talent went.

Not enough bad things can happen to this woman, not so much for her “rehoming” of a child like he was a puppy she found in a parking lot but for her mercenary use of and collection of children to begin with. She keeps squeezing out or adopting kids because she knows that babies and toddlers are where the “cute”…

I can’t even...
Wow...
How fucking dumb are these idiots?

I had a pair of these in the navy and copper color, my only issue was the size of the charging case.

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

So uh, these guys realize that the Civil War was about the south succeeding from the union meaning they would be fighting against their lord and savior Dickweed McCunt... right? I can’t.

Winner.

Kelly has yet to comment publicly on the matter, but if she did, I would imagine it would be something along the lines of: “I’m not racist! I have black guns! Some of my best guns are black!”

It means the mental capacity of the President of the United States, which was never that high to begin with, is diminishing daily due to a combination of age, stress, and very possibly dementia. And, that in spite of this fact which is on clear display for the world to see, approximately 40% of voters will support him…

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.