Exhibit #1,921 for why I will never, ever live in Philly again.

Exhibit #7,432 for why I’ll never start.

No, that’s a bitch move.  

“Behind every great man in a fight, is his girlfriend squawking like a crow with laryngitis.”

Your right.

Trump is not doing any kind of a good job. The only reason we’ve avoided disaster is the Liberty Tree will take more than that one fat termite to bring it down in such a short time.

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

At this point I think ‘too late’ is realism not pessimism. Yes, it may not be too late in some theories - theories that revolve around massive political, economic, and social changes. The reality of making any of those, let alone all that are needed, happen is pretty fucking dismal though.

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

To my knowledge, yes exactly this. In the pre-social-media days he basically indicated that he didn’t really have any sympathy for the average cube-dweller and essentially saw his strip as a way for the cube-farmers to let off steam instead of (rightfully) directing their ire at their corporate overlords. Anyway, he’s…

Sorry, did you just suggest that Tron: Legacy is the “best” version of Tron?

To note: just a highlight list of confirmed stuff so far. Also, they’re adding plenty more over the next year

This is a weirdly thin line-up. Weren’t they supposed to have everything?

I love boxing, but boxing probably shouldn’t be a thing.

it probably wouldnt have made a difference. by the time you’re having severe nv and they see signs of a subdural and they’re putting you in a coma, the main decision is do they decompress or not. we arent privy to those details. regardless of if they did not, the outcome is going to be very poor. 

Such a freak occurrence, dying from massive brain damage in boxing. How does something like that happen? So strange.

Absolute fucking tragedy. God, I really hate/love this sport and I feel terrible watching it. Just brutal.

her insta is pretty rad, but isnt that wasp from party city?

“Conan, what is best in life?”

To be fair, Trump should tell his wife to go back to her own country.