Milla, my Dark Queen!

Shit, man, I’ve seen the movie and that preview still pumped me up. 

For anyone saying we don’t need to abolish ICE or monitor closely and worried that it will cost someone in the 2020 election, those people need to go pound sand. The people that work for ICE are sadistic cruel assholes who need to buried up to their necks in the desert and left there. Fuck these people and fuck Tomato…

I don’t watch movies on Netflix anyways, generally.

How To Vote Your Interest:

We turn now to President Trump fixing the air traffic control problem...

MAGA by making it worse, you cant fight that logic.

America doesn’t require air travel to be great again.

Looks like Mysterio is pulling a Syndrome (creating crises to make himself look like the hero).

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

Based off literary_funk’s comment I’m tempted to say this is normal Crazy Celebrity behavior but I fully believe that Lindsay is only semi-lucid at any given moment thanks to substances.

It was, in short, all a huge waste of everyone’s time, and the shutdown is no closer to being solved than it ever was.

She just leaked the title to R. Kelly’s next album

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

Ah, my favorite Transformer

Would it have involved time travel? I mean, doesn’t the original Alien franchise take place in the future?

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

And? Go take an Android phone, and have a romantic evening with it. Seriously. Everything with Android is annoying and frustrating. You don’t get it updated, and unlike years ago where those updates were negligible. Google, is going out of it’s way to make those updates matter. Does that matter to LG, Samsung, or the…

She shouldn’t have been in “prison” at all, in my opinion. Maybe some sort of mental facility for a few years. Serious trauma led to her situation.

Write! Write! WRITE! Call! Call! CALL!