I'm so excited to watch Angie Tribeca, it just looks like good stupid fun.

I watched The Theory of Everything so…no.

New No No: When someone dumps you and you take all of your Blu Rays back, you're allowed to take THEIR Blu Rays too. What's that? Those are yours? Too bad! You shouldn't have dumped me.

Fourvel always cracks me up.

Just remember, if it doesn't turn on, you probably didn't plug it in. If it turns on but then stops working, trying turning it off then on again.

The absence of proper battle tracks is the only real disappointment in the game for me. They could have put in zero creative effort and just recreated the battle arenas from the N64 version and I would've been super happy.

Last weekend I wasn't able to get in on the Mario Kart tournament on the 8th (though I put the subsequent ones on my calendar) but I did dig into the game quite a bit. I beat all of the circuits on 100cc, which wasn't much of a challenge, but then started tackling them at 150cc and man does the difficulty ramp up.…

We'll find out in November……2018 *shudder*.

Now that Hiddleston and Cumberbatch are both in the MCU maybe we'll get to see a Rickman-off between them on the Infinity War blooper reel.

Mississippi is at least fun to spell out loud in a sing-song way.

Or the state…..OF MIND. But no, Missouri is definitely the worst.

Ha, thanks for the perspective.

Impromptu Fuck This Shit Thread

And then diving into the orchestra pit with an explosive-tipped pole.

If Fury Road wins anything the statuette shouldn't be gold, it should be SHINY AND CHROME!

69 is the new 27.

It was supposed to be Dr Phil, but Steve Harvey announced the wrong name.

I love that after Lord of the Rings he could have headlined any number of action epics and been a much bigger star, but he's obviously just doing what he wants and nothing else.

I thought it was saying the category for Rooney Mara was Worst Actress Race. I'm sure Emma Stone would be in that category as well.

My fiance and I were talking the other day about musicians that would be on our "celebrity sex list" and my top two were Kim from Matt & Kim and Pink, so apparently one of my turn-ons is confident tattooed women who could probably beat the shit out of me.