His name is Joey Joe Abrams Jr Abrams?

I'm not a religious person, but I do sometimes wonder if Donald Trump is actually the Antichrist.

I just checked mine and I have received 34 messages in the Other folder, since 2006. I literally had no idea it existed. Most of them were spam and one was a girl I hated from high school trying to reach out to me, so I definitely didn't miss anything.

The idea of those two running the country together is terrifying.

I'm curious - if The Donald does end up with the GOP nomination, who will his VP candidate be? Is there anyone he seems to have avoided shitting all over that he's maybe keeping in his back pocket for the position? Or will the inevitable apocalypse after his nomination render the whole thing moot?

There's one finger too few involved.

Fuck pets not getting along. Some of you may have seen the comment I posted on Friday about my girlfriend's cat attacking our dog twice, the second time being completely unprovoked. We kept them separate over the weekend and brought the cat to the vet on Monday. It seems to be fairly healthy so it didn't lash out due…

What's a Gilmore?

If I remember correctly, he pretended to stumble around drunk, so he has a much bigger sense of humor about himself when it comes to drinking than when it comes to being a bigoted rage-monster.

The cat, the dog, or the girlfriend?

Yeah I definitely went for a towel the second time. Water didn't phase the little hellion.

Nothing, obviously.

I don't give two shits about any of these movies, but I could use some thoughts/advice from the group.

The Parks Department of Pawnee, Indiana. My dad pretty much is a real-life Ron Swanson, almost as much as Nick Offerman is. My mom has the positivity of Leslie Knope, my brother is a gayer Tom Haverford, and I'm most similar to the child of Andy and April (goofball enthusiasm mixed with sarcasm and bitterness).

Her teeth are strong as hell!

Milana Vayntrub.

I'll also be playing Assault on Dragon Keep! I'm not very far into it so I haven't gotten any of the medieval-themed weapons, I hope I come across some soon. I did really enjoy the MMORPG-themed side mission where you have to make people rage-quit.

Clumsy job, internet. I'm still unabashedly excited though.

It needed to be on a different network, and have different writers, directors, and producers, then it could have been a good show. Matt Ryan can stay though.

She is always gnawing on power cables.