Not to mention the actual make and model of the ship is a Corellian Corvette, if I remember correctly.

Mark Valley should play MacGyver's father/mentor/guy who taught him everything he knows.

A friend of mine was just telling me about how great this show is, I may have to check out the first season on the ol' Netflix.

Oh man, Exit Wounds was awful. Who would have thought that the combined charisma and gravitas of DMX and Steven Segal would result in something so staggeringly underwhelming?

Ahhhhahaha this movie. If I recall correctly, it kicked off the Hong Kong action/Rap thug crossover movie craze of the early 2000's. I think the "love story" between the two leads is consummated with a hug at the end, they may not even kiss in the whole movie.

I have a friend who loves videogames but rarely buys them. Several years ago when I got an Xbox 360 I gave him my old PS2 and he still has it and plays old Call of Duty and Medal of Honor games. He's visiting from Philly this weekend and the absolute joy on his face when he plays GTA V really warms my heart. I…

So it's like the 6-Star review of the TV Club?

Buff Doctor Phil = Jesse Ventura. Think about it.

She sees that the whole thing is really an American Hustle.

Goddamn what an episode. They deserve to win so so many awards for this. When the final review came up as "being hunted" and the guy was from Sandwich and happened to look like the photo of young Grant I cackled with glee, and I especially loved Forrest's drawing of himself reaching up for the fire extinguisher.

I actually think the whole cast of Children's Hospital should be in the new Watchmen show.

You are really going to hate their new game, Mario Maker Maker, where all you do is write pitches for new Mario games.

No sphincter no speak her? I'm actually kind of glad I couldn't come up with anything better than that.

This being a Michael Crichton story, I'm assuming the scientist is a virile man in his late 40's described as being "barrel-chested" and the woman is 15-20 years younger than him.

Even if it is a joke, it seems like some people are taking it seriously. I'm thinking about creating a counter-group called "No Hymen, No Problem" or something like that and seeing if I can get more likes, but I'm also kind of terrible at social media stuff so I don't know if it would be worth the effort…

Love San Diego! And I hear Minneapolis is great, I have a few cousins there I want to visit soon. How was your trip to Maine a few weeks ago? Were you culinarily satisfied?

Huge huge huge fucking to the guys who started the "No Hymen No Diamond" Facebook group/hashtag/disgusting social movement. Luckily it seems to not actually be gaining much traction, but it's existence still enrages me to no end.

She just seems like such a genuinely nice, fun, and all-around delightful person. I'm still hoping there's a chance the Beyond Belief TV show gets picked up…

Go for sugar free whipped cream, I think that will be a lot less sticky.

I loved the SatAM Sonic cartoon when I was a kid and I have distinct memories of the final episode when they get a power ring, use it to destroy all of Dr Robotnik's evil robots, and then Sonic and the female hedgehog high-five and it makes them feel all tingly so they wonder what a kiss will feel like while they're…