I think you beat me by a half-second.

Vagina.

It's going to be weird when John Krasinski's character falls in love with the secretary at the embassy even though she's engaged to one of the ambassadors.

I don't think they're triplets, they're more likely clones created by Elon Musk.

Wubba lubba dub-dub!

If it makes it any better, my girlfriend is a dog as well.

Mine was pretty great.

Always be yourself. Even if it means owning up to having a bottle of dick cream.

Her best work is of course on Archer, where her coworkers and neck vertebrae are the ones who suffer.

It depends. I think the best combination is hair down, glasses off.

I prefer her work in What Woman Want, where she was the long-suffering assistant.

Thanks for that image, as I haven't vomited in a while.

Does it sound like it isn't?

Fuck, that is quite the story. We should all chip in a few dollars. Seriously.

Seems like a waste for it to be published by Penguin Random House rather than Del Rey…

Just immediately follow it up with his adorable Daily Show interview last night and you'll feel better.

It puts the Lew Schon in the basket.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that Thunder Levin is the writer's name and not actually a character in the movie.

I've been trying to figure out The AV Club's nutsack to bunghole ratio for years…

Have you ever listened to the sound clip of him ordering pants? It's amazing.