I actually was a physics major for two years, but calculus convinced me to shift my focus. Besides that, my advisor was not studying black holes, he was studying sand, so I probably would have ended up with an ironic thesis related to WHY sand is irritating and gets everywhere.

To get over the resulting pile of snow and ice, we'll have to Scalia it.

Yeah, Pedro Pascal would probably be a much better choice anyway.

I walk by that statue every effin' day on my way to work but I've never actually stopped to see who it's a statue of. I'll have to take a closer look on my way home today.

I don't actually want this to happen, but a new version of The Princess Bride, with the right director could be interesting. Maybe with Antonio Banderas as Inigo Montoya and The Rock as Fezzik. I can't decide if that sounds fun or terrible.

I have some friends who auditioned for the show and from what I remember they said that the audience was really into their act but the producers actively encouraged the judges to be highly critical of them because their performance was a bit weird and they were not at all happy with the whole process in general.

Between the ages of 6 and 10, I named all of my pet gerbils after American Gladiators.

Well now I really want to check out Crusader Kings 2…

Ahaha, no. In two days.

"Pride, not Prejudice". It can be two things Cooter.

I'm only going to be interested if this turns out to be a prequel to Bubba Ho-Tep.

How many people thought you were actually wearing a foot long sub roll on your nose?

I don't know if there's an Emmy category for "best casting of kids that look and act like the established adult actors in a roll", but this show deserves serious accolades in that department.

The truth-eye sounds impressive, but not as impressive as my uncle Pedro, who once drank an entire liter of water.

Her response to the Harry Corbett question is just so charmingly British. Great interview.

The AV Club

If she starts listing things I'll be both ecstatic and appalled.

The Penultimate Witch Hunter

One of the main reasons I'm considering it is the Portland housing market is on fire right now, and there's a shortage of apartments. It's a good time to sell and still a pretty good time to buy and I've got a decent amount of equity in my place. If I can find a decent 2-unit in the 200-225K range then I could rent…

She is probably not getting as much as she could. Certain people would probably pay a lot for a woman in a wheelchair.