Maybe he came here for lessons in narcissism when he was researching for Nightcrawler and actually liked the community.

Have you considered that it's not actually a gimmick account?

Well if I'm never going to get a The Pretender movie, this sounds like it will be close enough.

I could beat up all the other nerds there and collect their medallions.

I hope they're all individually numbered - 1 through 575,000!

Pretty much anywhere that's not a superhero movie marathon. Have you tried Applebees?

I wasn't planning on doing this, but that medallion does look super collectable.

THERE all is aching.

I do wonder if he'll ever figure out where he parked his car.

My money is on the Hulk/Black Widow pairing being part of Bruce Banner's hallucination caused by the Scarlet Witch.

What sort of data do you need? Can you get something similar from a different source?

They can all go to Hellmann's.

Thanks for reminding me that Terriers was apparently more than 4 years ago.

In light of that first tweet, I really think we need to discuss bringing "phrasing" back.

The "side-mullet" addition is pretty sweet.

As long as they can get out of the Red.

I guess I was imagining it more as being in a canoe in the same lake as Ron Swanson, not actually sharing a canoe. This isn't Europe.

This week, I'd definitely say I want to be a park ranger in the Pawnee, Indiana national park. Canoeing with Ron Swanson is not a bad way to spend eternity.

I could see myself trying to make the world a better place and slowly becoming a complete dictator. I'm not sure what the powers would be, but I would start by somehow trying to control people to make them be nice to each other and the more I pushed against humanity's capacity for cruelty the more control I would…

Though I guess it would be a shorter paper. "Does DNA contain memories? NOPE (Smith et al, 2012)."