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My teenagers made a snowwoman they named Karen! I think she looks like Amy Winehouse šŸ˜œ

And I believe the reason that candidate bowed out was because Q-morons started sent threats.

There should be some kind of Ā“Stand Your Groundā€™ exception allowing one to tase non mask wearing assholes legal-consequences free. I am only half kidding.

DJ Tanner is a Christian Conservative Republican who has some pretty problematic views.Ā 

Yeah. People are not going to like him treating J-Lo like that, either. But Iā€™m sure itā€™s true. Ā 

Of course he didnā€™t learn his lesson, because instead of having actual consequences from his actions, SNL simply rescheduled his performance.

This is only half-related, but thereā€™s a frozen pizza brand called Outsiders that has surprisingly delicious frozen Detroit-style pizza (it comes in a little cardboard pan to help crisp the edges). The only problem is that after a few years of it being widely available at Target and Marianoā€™s, neither store seems toā€¦

An old friend organized a zoom reunion of 7 of our high-school era friends this morning. I was so pleasantly surprised by how great it was to reconnect with everyone, even over the computer. It ended up lasting four hours! Really the best part was about halfway through when most folks had to go and it was whittledā€¦

JoJo, like 40% of the folks discussed on this blog, is someone I wouldnā€™t know of if not for this blog. And you know what? Ā I am more than OK with that.

Hereā€™s some comic relief. Utah Mormons are famous for the names they come up with for their kids. An LDS man created this site to create your perfect Utah name.

I honestly wanted to see Bernie get his chance to be President.

I just donā€™t get it. Like, I am an absolute peasant compared to a former President, but like, even I have some beautifully tailored masks that fit perfectly at long last. It took an entire pandemic of me buying every mask I could find to finally discover which ones I could comfortably and safely wear for long periods.

I thought it was bizarre that they were sanitizing the podium after every speaker but fucking Garth Brooks was allowed to hug everyone?

Yeah, I noticed it was slowly slipping down his nose as they were walking onto the balcony until it was finally in ā€œI donā€™t know how masks workā€ mode. Kind of surprising, but then there were a lot of safety shenanigans going on up there ...

I think itā€™s just too small. Itā€™s still covering all the breathing holes.Ā 

If you still have the envelope, you could just write ā€œReturn to Sender, address unknownā€ and totally cut ties with the toxicity.Ā 

Exactly. In our corporate-controlled country, the politicians have outlived their profitability and have become more of a risk to keep around. And the worst part: with how much our government does everything it can to protect its officials, very few, at most, of these evil people will see justice and will likely fleeā€¦

Such courage

Don't forget the real MVPs!

Love everyoneā€™s rush to act responsibly 4 and a half years too late.