Where’s any post on this, anywhere, on the Gizmodo platform?

I’ve got a friend that’s taught photography at a $50,000/yr private college.

Depending on the grocery store, many of them are large enough that they have multiple entrances.

Uh, why do you think the grocery store is going to potentially pay the vet bill, let alone the other dog's owner? Genuinely curious.

Don’t you talk about your dick all the time on this site? I mean, aside from all the gross sexual “jokes” you post frequently?

Ah, yes.

I guess I don’t understand how a public figure (celebrity, I assume?) or fictional character might serve as an automatic measure of a “healthy man.”

Oh, you're in a for a real treat! She was my favorite later season character. So good!

While I agree with what you said about the devolution of this site since the Gawker days, this comment is really coming across as incredibly self-important.

This bitch better go into hiding or get a security detail (paid for by taxpayers I'm sure) like, now.

I just got a second alert too! Boooooooooo!!!! Strangely, no one I work with has received one...yet.

Let's try this again. Why are you answering a question that wasn't directed at you in the first place? Legitimate question.

IndianaJoan wasn’t asking you the question...

As far as the Lily Allen bit, it sounds like he wasn't a soccer player. He was a TV star playing in a charity soccer game.

I’ve known my asshole for a long time, too, but that doesn’t mean I always trust what it's going to decide to do.

When is Flint’s water going to be potable again? Never.

I hope your night gets better...

I’ve seen a very close rendition of all of these glasses at Goodwill or a decent garage sale in the last month, for 50 cents each.

I feel like there has to be a direct correlation between how much hate a person has inside them and how it ages them faster in the outside.

Really, dude? You aren’t the one who started this conversation, so don't pretend like you did.