I’m so psyched about this! It was only a matter of (short) time that Jrue was going to kill it!

I don’t think so, but I found this fun tidbit about it!

Suspense! Brought to you by Roma Wines!

Yup. This sounds like giving someone an inch and they take a mile.

I’ve been in a similar online selling situation myself. It sucks when you want to work with someone and they’re flaky as shit.

Oh, fuck me. I knew that Nestle was constantly creeping around in various parts of Michigan trying to steal the water there, with seemingly little payment to the state in return. I’d heard about the newest attempted steal, but didn’t realize that Michigan passed their permit today! 400 gallons of water per minute??

Why do you reply to yourself so often?

It’s not a bathing suit but...old-school Umbros shorts (the checkered ones, they dry amazingly fast), and a comfortable tank top.

:) You’re funny!

I’m shocked that Nassar-related anything gets it’s own stand-alone post on Jezebel. It took long enough.

Oh no, I just meant that the sometimes exorbitant cost of attending a wedding is depressing. :)

I could see things spiralling pretty easily. People obviously need a place to go to the bathroom, wash their hands, etc. As tempting as it might be to say “Sorry, Great Aunt Martha, you need to go pee out in the tall grass behind the house,” I guess I couldn’t be so rude. :)

That’s really cool! I don’t think I’ve ever heard it done that way before, but it seems like something I’d appreciate as a guest. I could see where it would be shocking, though. :)

This is depressing.

Yes, yes, and yes!

Just made it far back into the obnoxious Kinja system to read this.

My friend introduced me to “Sassy Trump” on YouTube. It’s the only way I can look at him speaking, because it’s not his voice, it’s a narrator. It’s pretty hilarious!

One must only look at when she pulled this school privatization shit in Michigan years back and what a shit-filled dumpster fire that turned into and cost.

They’ll fight under the old Maple tree...high noon.

Honestly, who would logically think that Gillibrand would endorse Cynthia Nixon in the first place? She’s following Cuomo to the bank of New York, no doubt.