Per league sources: Chris Bosh will be returning to the Toronto Raptors as their masclot.

I know that play is more iconic because of the timing and Cam not going for the fumble, but as a former collegiate defensive end (WELL LADEEDAAAA) his strip sack for the touchdown in the first quarter is one of the best defensive plays I’ve ever seen. To beat a tackle that badly then have the wherewithal to process…

1/2 isn’t bad then. No worries, I’m just trying to make people laugh.

Okay. Well the comment about having no friends made me laugh out loud, so you carry that how you will. We have both emerged from this Kinja situation by filling our roles then. Well played sir, maybe we’ll meet again on the Jaren Allen retirement post or something

You didn’t get the joke and posted something asinine. That happens all of the time. But then you had to double down and use the whole “the joke’s not funny” routine to validate your original dumbass comment. That’s also fine with me, I’m sure other people didn’t like the joke. Now that you’re on a roll, you decide to…

.... k you win im sorry :( well played

To be a joke it would have to be funny. It’s not. Nobody cares. Might as well post a Rick Astley video. Might as well do a Chuck Norris Joke.

nobody.cares

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Thanks for getting the obligatory reference to your fantasy football team that nobody gives a crap about out of the way.

Seriously, nobody cares about your fantasy team except for you and your friends all roll their eyes when you talk about it

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

Even worse?

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre