Jeff Sessions is 34 years old.

I get viscerally disgusted just looking at his anus-like mouth flap around.

Pretty damn cool.

That photo of the rhino is so damn depressing. Seriously, fuck people.

As someone from Northern California, I will have you know that “hella” is a perfectly cromulent word.

Level-headed adults.

I approve this message.

Sure sounds like Trump was the one “begging” Corker to reconsider his decision and not the other way around.

Because a black guy got to be president and white america decided to burn the world down because of it.

So if I’m at an event and Pence is there, all I have to do to get him to leave is to kneel? Shouldn’t this be on Lifehacker?

When they go low, we’ll get lower and punch you in the taint.

Actually vote during the midterms.

CFL isn’t too bad - “Our balls are bigger” as they say...

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

“Ed came to us and felt very strongly about this. We fully support his unselfish decision. It was not our intent to be insensitive to issues of authenticity and ethnicity...”

Fucking moron.

EVERY FUCKING DAY

“Why were you fired from your last job?”