Mario Kart 64. Always and forever.

In the really big picture, of course, the Solar System and any puny physical works of man emitted from it are doing 270 kilometers per second as part of the rotation of our part of the Milky Way — and while it rotates, the galaxy as a whole is booking along at estimates that range from 300 to 600 kilometers per…

Confederate Pride?

Hey now - I said "considered." Only a Floridian would actually run someone over with a plow.

Good for him and his Miata, but...

Remember when Transformers' transformations tried to at least make some sort of sense? Now they just go from car, crumple into a big mess, then somehow end up as a robot with bits of car parts stuck to them.

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

Oh come now. You can find non-shopped pictures of dinosaurs on sharks any day.

I guess you could say they were...

It should have been. A commercial streaming midwestern sensibilities into your brain is completely incongruous with the Maserati brand.

Makes no sense for the Ghibli. That's a blue collar gut check American pride commercial, nothing about it says Maserati.

3800 Series II. Lots of horspower (for its day), torque, smoothness, durability, and reliability. Back in the day, full-size cars like the LeSabre were rated at 30mpg highway with it.

Motorcycles surely have a future in the armed forces. GI Joe had it right back in the 1980s...