One day you're the King of the North, the next you're riding the 'tube with the peasants. Life is so unfair, sometimes.

That's what you get for tempting fate by building a Roman-style triumphal arch. Now, just like the Romans, they'res nothing left but ruins and memories.

Aww, no more Mustang has leaf-springs from the 18th century farm cart jokes?

Cross the Rockies, and back to the coast. Take the highest, most treacherous passes.

Why Bob Kane didn't use this for the original Batmobile is beyond me.

As you can see, it's much easier to be a boss. The helots pull the business along almost as well as if you're pulling with them, and you get to sit in a nice leather chair.

If you're asked what car you drive, you should be able to answer, "I drive an X"

If that video didn't put a smile on your face, then you probably have no business visiting this website.

Argh, if she can take a launch such as that, she be a fine sea boat.

There's fast, then there's scary fast.

The Disco Volante is the Best Car Name Ever.

If cars are becoming similar in performance, price and efficiency, then automakers will compete on style. Kinda like the 1950's, come to think of it.

Oh hi, I just arrived in a Time Machine from 1985, can I ask why the hell they turned the 5-series Touring into a monster truck?!?

1966 Austin Healey. My dad had one - ever see a sports car ad that says, "baby on the way, have to sell". Whelp, he sold it in 1974 :(

He probably went down that hill too fast until Physics became the driver. You don't drive down a hill like that, you creep down, very carefully.

An ex-gf had one of those Paseos, it's basically a Tercel with 2 doors instead of four. Oh, and a rear spoiler! Cause that 110hp four banger really required a ton of downforce to stay planted, you see.

RIP Robin Sachs, he was one goddamn fine voice actor.

Write me down for the Mark VII too. Had no idea these came with diesels, much less BMW diesels. And surely one (or one's mechanic) could coax a few more horses out of that turbo straight six, no? Otherwise the Mk. VII is still attractive, in an understated kind of way, especially in that color.

Well, at least it has good sound insulation...

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