I’ve lived alone for 12 years. It’s pretty glorious. I did have a summer roommate two years ago and she was great (worked longer hours than I did, gone most weekends) but it really got to me how she never pulled the shower curtain closed after use. (That’s how you get mold!)

Someone on Facebook I know is referring to them as Lady Anti-BLM and I'm fucking loving it.

White people are so fucking exhausting. Do you ever get tired of yourself? Because I’m done with y’all.

They do though.  She’s been using the name longer than they have.  She owns it.

Me! This is me.

Young persons - according to their friends, both Summer and Diaz use they/them pronouns.

“I was 31.”

I got close to black out (if only) hammered while staying at my family’s lake house by like 6 p.m. I ended up offering beer to some 13 year old sister of a family friend (she declined). Then I was smoking on a row boat, decided to stand up, fell in the water and lost my favorite sunglasses. I was literally sent to bed…

No, I want to know all about Bill, too. His legacy is important, too. I don’t care how many Democrats go down with him. 

In America, our rights are primarily gun-focused.

This was being done out of Berman’s office and then BARR got rid of him. Coincidentally Barr’s father hired Epstein to work at the Dalton School many years ago...something big is happening and I won't be surprised if Maxwell does not see a courtroom....

I hope she spills the beans on all the high powered pedos - with evidence - before she gets murdered in custody.

Wonder if she’ll turn up dead in detention, too.

I love how the first line tries to make it sound like an innocent mistake:

This was my favorite ride. And when I took my kids to Disney for the first time not too long ago, it was their fave, too. So happy they’re making this change—In another win, I’ll also note that the “Imagineer” leading the switchover is a black woman: Charita Carter—the change has been in the works for over a year.

even then tampons are not cylindrical like they appear when fresh and dry

Let us all bask in the comfort of above headline for just...just a brief moment.

This definitely feels like something Straight TikTok would do.

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Has it occurred to anyone else that Trump isn’t doing anything because he doesn’t want the situation to calm down? I suspect he’s just fine with watching mostly Democratic cities burn while his supporters go berserk demanding martial law.