She’s actually been admitting this for years but folks were/are so invested in considering her an idiot that they willfully ignored it (and will continue to do so).

Submission for next Pissing Contest theme: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve been caught doing?

...because I want to delight in more stories of ego gone wrong!

My favorite part of the show is Chris throwing out deep cut pop-culture references (ie: “Damn Gina” or “She’s my Judy”) and the clueless normies being like “Wow, Chris sure likes to make up funny names for everyone”

See also: the Seaburn pretending to know how menstrual cramps feel.

The smartest people I know bought a duplex and lived in their own halves. I think it originally started as a pseudo joke because their pre-relationship pets didn’t get along but the pets are now gone (old age, RIP) and they’re still living it up as married-neighbors.

This borders on a New Year’s resolution but my fellow Irish-Catholics will understand:
On NYE 2011, I deemed 2012 the year of No Guilt. The year I would waltz through the world and NOT internalize everything, NOT let my family passive aggressively guilt me into certain behaviors, and NOT apologize for shit I didn’t…

Once my grandmother remarked “Every generation thinks they invented sex...” which is a good (yet subtle) reminder that all these cutesy grandpas and grandmas were once super sexual beings and yea, they fucking know better!

/makes some joke about the diminishing number of non-blondes in the Gilbert/Perry household.

Oh man, Influencers vs YouTubers was really hard! Ultimately it came down to who I’d most likely yell “Get off my lawn!” at and duh, that’s Influencers. I’ll take people being annoying in their own home over folks trampling poppies to get the shot...

I think the real question is: Where is Shane’s weird leather vest from Season 1, Ep 1? Y’all know the one I’m talking about.....

I was the same: could never smoke and only had bad experiences with homemade edibles. I’m lucky to live where it’s legal so I took my 35+ year old self, sucked up all my pride, and threw myself at the mercy of my stoner friends + budtenders at dispensaries. Trust me when I say this: It’s not like high school anymore…

That’s just mean.

I lick all the seasoning off of Doritos and then eat the naked chip. Go ahead and judge; I know it’s gross and only do it in private.

The Chalet Hotel in Whitefish, MT.

I’m super sensitive to energy and knew the room was bad from the moment I walked in. But I was with my (then) boyfriend and it was our last night before he took the train home for the holidays so I didn’t say anything and tried to have a nice night. Fast forward to sleep: he was…

Without doxxing myself, my swim team used to hold practice on the CSUCI campus back when it was still a mental institution. There were always dead rats in the pool and we once got chased to the bus by a patient.

....we switched pools after that year.

I think about that haunted truck story probably 3-4 times a month. It’s completely lodged in my brain.

That Miley statement sounds insulting to both her ex-husband and ex-gf. I’m beginning to think Miley might be a bitch

You know... I was having a hard time processing how that post was making me feel (sad-rage?) and you summed it up perfectly.

GOOD. My eyes are super sensitive to bright flashing lights and those TVs were insta-migraines (even during the short periods during announcements where you couldn’t turn the screen or the volume off). I’d have to cover them with my barf bag...

Good riddance.

Same. I am ghost-white pale, which I deeply resented while growing up in southern California, where everyone runs around on perfectly tan legs. After getting sun poisoning after a desperate attempt at tanning, I said fuck it all, gave up, and joined the Cult of Shadows + Sunscreen.

Now I’m north of 35 and am starting…

Every time Biden said “I’m the only person on this stage who [______]” I just wanted to scream. Yea, no shit Joe Biden: no one else has been VP... doesn’t mean they can’t achieve [_______].

“It’s also really annoying that the moderators keep asking questions that require detailed answers in a format that makes it impossible to give detailed answers.”

All I could think was “Wait.... are they going to grill Trump like this? Was Trump ever grilled like this? Why didn’t anyone ever ask Trump to go into detail…