Same(ish... you got me on the weight loss but I got a brand new, not-puffy face + edibles down to a science)!

When you’re trying to not drink, it helps that La Croix tastes like... something. Reminds me of fizzy cocktails that I’d just gulp down and not savor.

I just like that Kelly Faircloth authored this article. Faircloth? More like Fairscissors, amirite?

(Profuse apologies; I’ll see myself out...)

Yoga class! Everyone there is working through shit and if anyone says anything, just blame it on the hip openers.

This. I used to think she was a controlling nag.... until I saw how Jon Gosselin acted after their divorce (and I got my own life experience dating emotional vampire man-children).

Get that paycheck, Kate. 

Dude, this could double for the Jezebel spooky Halloween story contest....

Thank you for putting into words exactly what I felt. It was just a big meh for that very reason.

I’ll rephrase:
Even though lesser things happen in the post-Red Wedding GoT world, I continuously find them more interesting because this damn episode was built up so SO SOOOOOOOOO much because of people who couldn’t stop blabbin’

The fucking Red Wedding. I was super late to the GoT train so it had already aired before I started watching. But the entire time, everyone was like “I’m not going to spoil it for you but don’t get attached to anyone!” “I’m not going to spoil it for you but have you seen the Red Wedding yet?!” “I’m not going to spoil…

I’m the spoiler: I spoiled an engagement surprise. Twice.

I am friends with a couple and love them both equally (as in: not closer with one over the other). Guy Friend had privately + excitedly shown me the ring he bought for Gal Friend and revealed his plans to propose. Yay, wonderful, so happy! Fast forward to the…

I wasn’t making an argument for or against adoption. It just drives me batty that any time anything about infertility is mentioned, folks automatically go “Just adopt!” as if you drive down to the baby store and pick one out and that’s the end of the tale.

I’m just here to acknowledge how much time, money, and…

In before the “just adopt!” folks descend upon the comment section:
Adoption is wonderful but it’s important to acknowledge it’s also incredibly expensive, time consuming, emotionally exhausting, and contains just as many unknowns.

I’ve watched folks I love go through both processes and no one understands the sheer…

At this point, I just want whoever will defeat Trump and let our darling RBG retire under a Democratic president. 

Whoooooa, a lot of sex shaming here in the comments. I’m not famous but when you’re single/not in a LTR over the course of your ENTIRE adult life, those numbers easily add up over time. I’ve had years-long relationships sprinkled with 2-3 month relationships, plus a dusting of carefree, casual flings in-between those…

Goddammit.

I guess all that’s left is to eat the rich and steal their Teslas.

Yes I know (hence the reason it’s terrible financial advice). But you could buy EVERYTHING ELSE on credit, sell it for cash, pay off your loans, and then file for bankruptcy. Or something.

I just have a vision of an entire generation saying “Oh, you’re not going to work with us? We opt out then” and disrupting the…

re: peeing after sex- I had to learn this from Howard Stern of all people. He had some adult actresses on and was doing a quiz show type segment where he asked them how to prevent UTIs. All the women, in unison, said “Pee after sex” and that was the moment I learned more about my body from Howard Flippin’ Stern than…

I think this entire generation should simultaneously file for Bankruptcy, go through their 7 years of zero credit in solidarity, and force the hand of these boomers/law makers who don’t realize how awful it is for a lot of folks. I know this is terrible financial advice but a part of me dreams that if they’re…

As someone who spent a lot of time on Bumble, may I offer this advice (if it maaaaaybe will apply. I dunno, I haven’t seen your profile)?

Put something in your profile that’s weird/odd/unique and therefor an easy conversation starter. Some barb that’s easy to hook onto. A lot of the folks who I just let the clock wind…

Just like with the Real World, I think they used to have people of substance on the show. Like folks with “real” accomplishments and real stances in life; now it’s folks who want to parlay into IG sponcon.

I remember when Ashley was the Bachelorette and one of the men was like “Um... she’s a dental technician. I date s…

I very selfishly want a Bachelor/Bachelorette season where everyone is over 30. Let’s get more established people with more established baggage/life experience please and thank you. Enough with the heavy breathing + cooing “I like youuuuuu” and let’s get to folks asking about ex-spouses and FICO scores!