It wouldn’t because bots can still make it through faster than humans. If your security slows down legit customers more than it slows down bots, the bots keep all the stock.

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

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Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!

What’s crazy to me is, Hoskins wasn’t even in BBA’s top 100 this spring.; most outlets didn’t even have him as a top-10 prospect in the Phillies organization - though Fangraphs had him 9th. I get that Philadelphia has a deep system right now, but holy crap, Hoskins is about as ‘come-out-of-nowhere’ as it gets.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

He should start Game 6.