Yeah, I bled my first time, and it hurt / felt a little raw for the first few times. I was absolutely physically “ready”, so there was no dryness problem or roughness. Some people bleed, big deal!

“Buy me nachos”, you say? I’m intrigued, tell me more about these nachos.

Just imagine living your whole life this way, with someone who blames you because they lost their shorts. I think you have to consider the unpleasant truth and get out of this relationship. People don’t tend to get magically better as they age, unless they are actively working on being a nicer, better, person.

I am so sorry that you had to endure that! Hugs from an internet stranger.

In high school I inhaled the Turkey Hill Peach Iced Tea (while I ate my Good’s potato chips made with lard).

Oh yeah, THOSE GUYS. I know those guys.

Getting fat was one of the best things that ever happened to me, in terms of my life getting easier, socially. The street harassment mostly stopped, conversations about how I looked mostly stopped, I got a promotion at work, my co-workers talk to me about work now instead of subtly trying to figure out if they can…

Thank you for this summary because I couldn’t stand to watch it.

I think it’s also an issue of memory. If you start asking them easy questions that don’t require a lot of mental effort, they’ll start remembering the experience and then they’ll be more mentally prepared for the deep questions.

Someone I met at a party recently asked me, “What are you passionate about?”. It’s a little difficult to say exactly why I found the question so off-putting, but maybe it’s because it seems like a question designed to make the person asking it look clever or something.

This needs to be here.

I also hate top sheets. I just change the duvet every two weeks. Problem solved.

True.

Also, maybe in consideration of your propensity to infections...it would be nice if he took a shower or at least give his hands, fingernails, and little friend a cleansing before you get busy.

Have you tried Boric Acid suppositories? If not, google that shit asap.

Thanks, ottermann. You sound cool. I think if people stopped making such a big deal about which gender does which things, and just lets people do what they’re good at, we’d all be better off.

I chew mine. Delicious.

It is really difficult to learn not to internalize all the b.s. that’s thrown at us as women. But, I try to imagine what kind of asshole would judge me for being fat, and then I realize that I don’t care what that asshole thinks. And then I put on my swimsuit and go swimming. Fat thighs, fat arms and all. And I never…

I agree that your fb friend is an asshole for not understanding that his order is over the top! That being said, I really dig his order. I would like a pizza like that - a delicious gradient of toppings...mmmmm.

You say this, and in theory I agree with you, except I have been served things by “baristas” that have in no way resembled the actual espresso drink I ordered. I say this as a former cafe owner / barista. Two examples: