I did this last week with a friend of mine. We were in a taco joint, and I ordered first. My friend then said, “Oh I’ll have the same thing!” and then proceeded to alter the order beyond recognition. I made fun of him to his face and encouraged the waiter to do the same. She had fun with it, and I gave her a big tip.

I also will not eat octopus. I saw a documentary on them about 10 years ago and was blown away by how smart they were. I lost my appetite for their delicious meat.

You should add Zsa Zsa’s book, which is fabulous. I’m going to paraphrase the most important, enlightening thing I ever heard (in Zsa Zsa’s book), “Your mother always told you ‘why should he buy the cow when the milk is free?’ but she was wrong about the milk. The milk is not sex. The milk is housekeeping.”

Oh yeah, I realize I didn’t make that clear in my comment...I will turn on the a/c at the drop of a hat, or the drop of a glowy droplet of lady sweat. I just wish I could tell my a/c to keep the temp at 75 but take out the humidity. But since I can’t, I leave the temp at 72.

If I can get the humidity down, 75 is fine. great. I don’t know how to make those adjustments with my a/c unit, though. Also, I suspect that removing the humidity is as energy-consumptive as keeping the temperature down. Just a guess.

I just gave you 5 stars by clicking really fast. The star system is definitely glitchy.

I grew up with parents who never, ever turned on the heat, and now I can’t stand being in a hot room, it comes across as stuffy and airless to me. I would sleep with the window open (a reasonable amount open) all through the winter if my husband wouldn’t “die from catching a chill like in the olden days”.

I like people who bring up Calvinism.

Did your Dad go to Millersville U? I think he used to date my sister.

Is JuneBeets actually TomatoFace? I sense the same type of “almost notquite” quality.

I’m also an atheist. I’ve always been curious why God the unchanging would need sex parts or a sexual identity.

This is great advice! I have long calves, and no matter how I try, I cannot get myself into certain poses without contorting my spine. Luckily, I had a teacher who explained to me that the “end shape” is not the goal. This really changed how I looked at yoga.

“I am routinely left out of meetings and projects.”

It feels good to know that there are people out there who “get me”. Flat White for All!

I feel for you! I used to be a barista, and I understand the pain.

Quite a few people are allergic to raw tomatoes but not cooked tomatoes. The nightshade family of plants can be like that. Potatoes, tomatoes, eggplant.

I know we are both crazy, but we’re also right. The ice with the hole in the center is better. It melts at the right “speed” for drinking.

I ask for No Foam Latte because what I really want is espresso with hot milk, but there’s no way to order that, and No Foam Latte comes closest. I don’t want a cafe au lait because that’s made with coffee, not espresso and I prefer the espresso.

“Ronda Rousey would murder me and every dude I know in an actual fight.” - TheMightyZod

That was very satisfying.