A male friend of mine just told me a story of when he was watching a Ronda Rousey fight about 2.5 years ago with a bunch of male friends of his. They were watching the pre-match interviews of Ronda, and they were like, “She’s too pretty. No way gurl can fight”. And then she came out with the messy pony tail and kicked…

Ronda writes like she fights. Very exciting, tough, violent.

I used to stay with a woman who spent half her life in Japan. She would do this with fresh vegetables almost every day. Before she stared dinner she would cut up fresh veggies, put them in a bowl with sugar and rice vinegar (I don’t remember salt, but maybe there was salt) and just let them sit there while she cooked…

I have the pee hole pair. It’s fine. It kinda splits on it’s own when you sit down. But you definitely should try anything else than peeing ‘cause that gets complicated.

The author is 44, as far as I can tell. I don’t ascribe evil motive to Sarah, she’s prolly a cool chick. But what’s totally uncool is to mock your readers as being too stupid to understand a joke, which is what 5 or 6 GM writers did on twitter.

Yeah, I admit I might have been exaggerating a little. He’s not an ugly guy. He’s fine. And I like his weird voice. And now I’m going to google Young Louis CK.

You are right. I’ve noticed that guys who put outrageous (not natural) color on their hair also tend to wear some makeup. usually eyeliner. Prolly for the reason you mention, strong color washes out the face.

Queen Latifah is absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

What??? Queen Latifah is hot as fuck. Her face is beyond gorgeous, and her body, while chubby is slamming. And Amy Schumer isn’t a Louis CK in terms of looks, she’s a Jerry Seinfeld. Louis CK is not good looking. He’s not. He’s funny and that makes him hot, but he’s not good looking. And Tyra Banks? If she walked into…

Oh I know, boobs, I’ve seen you around a long time. You’re a good commenter! It makes them look veeerrrrry petty.

There was a woman in Philly who basically parked her car right outside the daycare, with the infant left in a carseat. She walked into the daycare, got her 3 year old, walked out 2 minutes later, and the police were there. It’s totally out of control

I’ve always wondered about the retaliatory possibilities of hurting the tender feelings of Gawker Media writers, re: greying.

Nice defensive double-down on willfully misunderstanding what Jez commenters are trying to tell you. And now you’re saying, “Look, the mens don’t care if we make fun of shorts!”. Please.

My sister asks them to “shampoo” her hair with conditioner when she goes to the salon. She is also no poo. There is never an issue, they always seem to understand why.

I think the joke here is, “Basic bitches, amirite?”

Happy birthday, Yoga Nerd MD. I always read your comments with pleasure. You’re a good egg.

I live in Philly, and I see people wearing yoga pants everywhere. I think they look great on almost everybody. It appeals to the part of me that hungers for a Star Trek future.

It’s kind of like a troll piece. Thanks but there are enough trolls in the comments. Don’t purposely troll your readers. - PaperMoon

Yeah, this Tomoko person reminds me of TomatoFace. Naivete taken to enraging levels. All innocent questions, he just needs you to explain it to him!

Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes. Dave Foley. Mmm hmmm.