In America, waiters have to pay taxes on 10% of their sales. So for instance, if your bill was $100, the waiter has to pay taxes on $10 of income, because the government assumes that they made AT LEAST a 10% tip. So by giving them less than 10%, the poor waiter is paying income tax on money they never received. Yes,…

I had the same thought, and felt bad for the poor old guy, even as I was feeling bad for the musicians. Getting old sucks.

I would tell your friend, "hey I'm going to buy my own drinks from now on, cause you don't tip enough and I'm afraid of what they're going to start doing to YOUR drinks."

Is he single? He sounds nice.

I love Madeline in that movie.

As an ardent lover of The Cure, back in the day, I approve this message.

Ouch.

But he already turned into Robert Smith.

"These researchers prolly don't know how to conduct a study, because I think girls aren't as good at math, and deserve lower scores." - That's how you sound to me, Fauxcused.

I would love to believe this is true, but it sounds like garbage. And my grandmother was one of the "computers" in the 1940's. They were all women because men were off fighting in the war - not because women were better at computations.

Omg, this is my story, too! In high school they ran out of science and math classes to teach me by my senior year and I had to do two Independent Study classes on my own. I had the highest scores and was always sent to regional testing to compete for my school in Science. And then I went to college - where I was…

"who loves BOC and tries to tip well"

No, I disagree! I think he means that he is literally worried that homosexuals aren't producing children. He also probably stays up at night worrying that the immigrant Catholics are having too many anchor babies. He's a complicated man.

Every time I see Gillian Anderson onscreen, I think, "Is she the most beautiful woman I've ever seen?". And I'm asking myself this seriously, in a kind of wonder. Girl is hot shit. And I'm a straight woman. Well, straight-ish.

Nice try, troll. Be better next time.

"Everybody thought it was a Dorothy Hammill, but it was really a Pete Rose" - young Liz Lemon.

Your eyebrows are thicker than my natural, never been plucked ones. Sigh.

I think the only non-shouty response to this is to silently wait for the next question, which hopefully involves tennis.

I think that rich people, especially those who have had money for generations, are used to straight money talk being part of the marriage conversation. You shouldn't be apologetic for wanting to know the situation.

I'm actually kinda impressed that #2 disassembled all your ikea stuff and brought it over. I mean, you have to pay people for that kind of service.