WASP is White Angle Saxon Protestant. Being a Pole, she probably only qualifies for White. Also, Martha has repeated declared that she is not a WASP, so I thought it was important.

As Martha herself has stated, she's hardly a WASP. She's Polish.

I think he was just afraid to admit he didn't understand the joke, and assumed the word "roamin'" was some kind of dirty word play.

The Z-Shirt skit made me laugh my ass off.

Hey, never apologize for a good lay. I'm assuming he's a good lay.

How am I supposed to eat this delicious cake? What part tastes the best?

I appreciate your passion on the subject. I have used a menstrual cup for the past 20 years, so I am very familiar with it and its iterations.

Ok, settle down, satinseat. They used to make a huge deal about toxic shock syndrome and whatnot. I didn't realize that was passe'.

I think that's super sweet!

Cups can be used for years. But you need somewhere clean to wash them out, and then you're supposed to boil them after your period to sterilize. Pads might be the best thing?

Thanks!

How did you get the $30 unlimited T-Mobile plan?

I thought that Luddite meant "anti-technology". Are you claiming that people who hate technology are pro-flu shot? Confusing...

Came here to say that.

I would like to share a story. One summer, I was walking down the street pulling a little wagon, and I walked past two fairly cute dudes who were hanging out on a porch. On my way back up the street, I was pulling same wagon but filled with two cases of beer. The comment from the porch? "You're looking better and…

Thank you. I hate flat sheets. All they do is tangle and twist. A down comforter with a flannel duvet is like heaven. And to make the bed, all you do is fluff out the comforter. Done.

Understood! But let me just say that the quilts I use are queen size, like my bed, and when I make the bed it is beautiful, because one quilt gets put on like usual and the other gets folded across the foot. It's only when it's time for sleeping that the quilts get divvied up.

I also run cold, my normal temp is 97F. And I also like to keep my house cool, around 67. I think that if your body temp is lower, you feel warmer. Just like if you are running a fever, you feel cold. Maybe a doctor could explain it...

Omg, get two quilts! When I have someone sleeping over, I pretend that my queen bed is two twin beds, and each side gets its own quilt. Of course, this only works if you don't use flat sheets, which I don't. Instead of flat sheets, I have lots and lots of duvet covers that I change as if it were a sheet.

Thanks, can you ungrey me for lifehacker? (bats eyes!)