I smoke regularly and still, I AM ALWAYS THAT PERSON. It is not a fun person to be (obviously).

I disagree with half of your statement - Poor Unfortunate Souls is MY JAM goddammit.

They might actually better off in this environment, as we are doing a fantastic job of driving them to extinction in their natural habitat.

The graphic on the Business Insider page has been corrected and now reflects the correct date. I would probably help if Jez updated this as well. That figure should really not be published anywhere. Bad figures are a pet peeve of mine!

Not that Taylor Swift isn't great, but to me this proves he has kids. ;)

And this is why it's fucking scary to be a woman in the United States in 2014.

This would be so fucking annoying. As a student, I go to class in order to learn about a subject so that I may pursue a career I want. I don't show up so I can smell sorority shit. Not to mention someone, probably paid minimum wage, has to clean that up. I hope these women develop empathy and realize they are all…

I could watch footage of Patrick walking about forever.

Am I a bitch before my period? What does this even mean? Way to belittle women and their OMG HORRIBLE periods by using this derogatory word over and over, on a 'feminist' blog no less.

You, I'm afraid have no idea what you are talking about. You can sleep well tonight knowing that I do not plan on having children. Look up 'replacement rate' and learn about population ecology. You may find it eyeopening and interesting.

What are you personally doing to better the planet and conserve natural resources, besides presumably not having children?

All the wins for what? Judging a woman for being pregnant with her second child? Two kids per couple is the best way to go about things if we're talking about the replacement rate. I fail to see how this stupid. The original comment was ignorant at best, but comes across as stupid itself.

Er, the Neverland Ranch is EXTREMELY close to the 101 freeway. It's off of the 154 pass, which is also heavily traveled and pretty easy to get to and find. Just sayin.

I agree with you and I am having trouble understanding why this article warrants national attention on a blog such as this. Today was not my favorite day for Jez posts.

I maaay have just bought this on an impulse. Fuck, man. Thank you, I guess. No, but really, this is AMAZING.

I googled that shit because I NEED it. http://www.rageon.com/products/trust…

I was finding it hard to think of any more excuses to get away from an over-eager guy, when I realized, duh - pretend you started your period! So I told him I had my period and needed to get home to take care of that shit, but he was much too determined. "I'll red-wing it," was his reply. I got the fuck out of there…

He reminds me of Bruce Willis in a way.

Awesome bug gif is awesome.

This thread is what I imagine a gift from god must be like.