She didn't die from the base jump.

Dude, you guys got like 6000 seasons. Veronica Mars only got 3, and the third didn't even get an ending.

Everyone that has left a first comment on this page sounds like a ribbon of delight.

From the tweets of hers I've read, I'm going to have to disagree. She doesn't appear to have a healthy relationship with food at all. I have my own problems, but I'm not constantly talking about them.

Her issues with food and weight are so problematic. I'm totally concern-trolling here, but I hope she has someone she can talk to about that stuff. Yay for counseling!

Unlike some, they're not prone to endlessly whining about perceived injustices. They just go on, doing their thing

I have a friend who writes post like this for shits and giggles. . . now I have to text him and ask him if this was him.

It kind of looks like all the bad parts of Weeds. I know it's a different show, but Nancy's entire prison arch was rather tedious.

When I lived in Nashville I heard this word all the time. Yuck and no thanks.

Man, I wish I could do the same. I have some kind of depression and general anxiety issues and pot was just so bad for me. I was smoking pot almost nightly for a year and things got out of control! Er, I was out of control eating. I really wish I could get right in the head so this kind of thing wasn't an issue. I…

I agree. This pile on is grossing me out and turning me off this site. From what I've known of Jezebel, this vitriol towards someone is uncharacteristic and mean-spirited. In the weekly gossip column, the author mentioned how gross America's obsession with Amanda Bynes is, so I'm continually surprised and disappointed…

I wish I could just stop there. Smoking pot makes me want to eat myself out of house and home, which definitely does have calories. Dammit.

Nooooo I hate this. My favorite hard apple cider brand does this and most of the time I can't even bring myself to drink one. One of the flavors is something like 230 calories per bottle. Ffffuuu. I'd rather just not know and drink two in absolute oblivion. Now I feel guilty every time I think about having one.

I hate myself for this, but it reminds me of the set of Sharon Osbourne's old show. How is that I actually spent some of my life watching that, especially while I was in the prime of my life? Oy vey.

Oh, wonderful! Now I can be assured that while I'm getting underpaid and not receiving benefits, all my coworkers will be as good looking as myself. God truly does answer prayers.

Aw, I love pointy nails. I'm obsessed with nails anyway though, so much judgement may be cloudy. They've been around a long time - don't let them taint it!

Seriously. I guess I need to redo my last ecology paper- I was citing academic studies from the nineties.

I don't understand people like this. Maybe it's because I've been single for a while and am comfortable with that, but my first reaction is to feel sorry for these ladies. It's not terrible to be single! It's actually pretty great to be self-sufficient. I would rather focus on myself and my new child than worry about…

I was thinking the same thing. Let's give her a completely unnecessary major surgery because we're a bunch of fucking assholes who value her unviable fetus's life more than hers. RAGE.

But they're not taking that shit on a bus tour.