“As the most mentally grueling of all sports”
I’m gonna call bullshit on this one. I’d accept golf or baseball.

Now if he could just catch a break.

This has to be in the running for least-significant story in Deadspin history. It’s well behind Minor League Bat Dog Bad At Job, for example, let alone any of the Friday Bear series.

Forget the World Series. I’m looking forward to Scherzer vs. Kershaw in the playoffs.

Houston is probably trading for Chris Archer this month.

“it’s hard to imagine too many teams mounting a defense against either of them”

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Robin Lopez was fine.

I guess the question is: Did anyone else in the East think they could compete with LeBron and his cast of supporting actors? If you want to make a run at his dominance of the East then you go after Butler and try to build something up. Otherwise these teams are looking at the Sixers and thinking maybe they should just…

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

It’s only going to get worse from here.

Hey, you can take Phil back if you want!

Garfield wrote a mini-opera about how much he hates Mondays.

they’re playing Sunday same place 10:10 am

This was right down the street from me. If I would have known, I would have gone and heckled the shit out of him.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

People who voted for Trump should be fucked with spurs.

This is the worst opinion ever expressed.

There are no ties. Ties are for cowards.