Right? It’s like this dude’s never heard of porn or something.

Most of us were surely there for the graphic violence, rather than the mediocre tits, my dude.

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD. GAME OVER.

*SpongeBob driving a car in a snobbish fashion GIF*

please don’t use the word ‘thrusting’ in such close proximity to Bradley Cooper’s name, lol

omg, dads TOTALLY love Top Gun and Tombstone, don’t they?

Top Mick? Is this a reference to Far And Away? Because if so, isn’t Mick considered a slur? 

Groundhog Day is a masterpiece and a classic because of how beautifully it articulates a formula, rather than reinventing any wheels.

Yep, nailed it.

I haven’t seen Days Of Thunder, but Cocktail does NOT deserve to be compared to Top Gun. Cocktail is pure surface, nothing underneath.

I feel like that’s the point to Maverick’s character, though, as the article notes. He’s haunted by his past, overshadowed by dumb decisions, and deeply insecure and immature. For all the surface bravado and smugness, dude is profoundly, pathologically self-destructive. Perhaps Navy fighter jet school wasn’t the best…

Even aside from the rightfully-legendary technical achievements of Top Gun, I still find it a fairly underrated film, critically. It’s popular but not much respected, and I get it, it’s propaganda and brimming with lazy cliches, but the performances are solid, it’s shot beautifully, and there’s a lot more pathos and…

Do you not know who he is? He is Alan FUCKING Bishopman.

You want him to change? FAAAACK YOU!

I’m assuming this was only saved from an F rating by the absolutely fucking miraculous absence of Scrappy Doo.

The man made an ill-advised improvisatory comic choice a long time ago and has seemed to genuinely be contrite since. I think he’s earned a second chance. If there isn’t room for people to change and grow, then it really is just about what you get out of destroying people and feeling morally vindicated, not making the…

clever stuff!

Ugh, so the ‘unpopular opinions for clicks and shares’ writing cycle has finally reached Ishtar, eh?

what ARE birds?



we just don’t know.

‘it need to be at least...three times bigger.’

I’m actually in the termite group that’s constantly plotting against those fucking ants. 

and I’m a cat police officer in a huge city, so trust me.