*joke about eating cats*

because remember Alf? 

John Saxon was in so much film and television, and he was ALWAYS a welcome sight when he’d pop up in something. A sad day for any number of fandoms he graced with his skills - slashers, grindhouse, soap operas, science fiction, teen idol, western, giallo, martial arts...he truly did it all. He’ll be missed.

Awww, that sucks. He seemed like a pretty good dude that’d never actually die. Godspeed, you weirdo. 

Personally, I could give a fuck about watching baseball on television *shudder* but in person I can get way into that shit. It’s only fun in person. 

Uncanny Valley-A-Go-Go!

You can’t have it both ways, folks. If we’re gonna cancel people for being shitty racists (as we well should, obviously), then we need to cancel this fuck for the hateful garbage spewing out of his mouth, as well. He doesn’t get a pass. I don’t care if you specifically call it racism or bigotry or whatever, it’s wrong…

And yet being ‘personally offended by a series of jokes’ has become serious business for some people, yet for others they should just suck it up, I guess.

It also scans as a little gaslighty to drag wide swaths of people on your platform and then get all ‘gosh, lighten up, it was just a JOKE lolololol!’ when people get offended.

You post on Twitter, people are gonna comment. That’s social media. 

BREAKING: People have opinions, will use social media to express them.

Maximum Overdrive is a greater achievement than anything you and I will do in a thousand lifetimes.

sure was! 

I haven’t read the book, but I did see the first episode of the documentary and it seems like the more common acronym/nickname for this charmer was EAR-ONS. 

Thanks for chiming in with this bit of genius. It was profoundly necessary to spend your time posting this.

Being needlessly contrarian isn’t a personality.

And last I checked, you were still allowed to have your (profoundly stupid) opinion, as expressing it on this website shows.

Cascade Mall. I actually remember watching the CCTV footage of this shooting. Not sure why I did that to myself. Probably caught my attention because my brother lives in that area (and, incidentally, he was a first responder at the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando). 

i insist on knowing the name and location of this wonderful establishment.

what will become of our sweet, sweet Golden Corral?

Charles Entertainment Cheese is a RAT, not a MOUSE, thank you very much. Next time, do a little research.

*orders the roast duck, with the mango salsa*

Some people are broken and feel a desperate longing to belong to something, anything.

the true equivalence is that they’re all garbage people