Not only is this yet another harrowing case of ‘oh, so THAT’s why she kinda disappeared’, it also casts clips of her drunken stumbling in the ‘Video Games’ video in a sad new light. :(

Or, y’know, he’s an abuse victim with a complicated way of dealing with the fallout of said abuse, which...kinda makes you look like a shitbird for judging so harshly.

Officer Leroy from ‘United States Of Whatever’?

on...bored...

yep. exactly one whole new dimension.

FATTY FALL DOWN...IN CAR!

This shit’s probably studio-concocted, and I don’t care about these dummies or their movies made for dummies, but ‘spin off these nuts’ made me guffaw. Straight-up guffaw.

...Can I Touch You?

If Joy Behar as Pinnocchio doesn’t make God finally pull the plug on this whole clumsy, ungainly experiment of a species, nothing will.

Time to shut the fuck up, AVC, because that Ramones song is killer.

I was just talking with my friend Neil, who was in Catherine, about how the royalty checks from the ‘Scream’ soundtrack still show up in his mailbox once in awhile. They’re always tiny, though.

*eating the strings

i also thought of ‘Trainspotting’, fleetingly because that’s a disturbing fucking scene.

i thought of ‘Dawn of the Dead ‘04' and the CGI Baby Zombie that was a laughable low-point of an otherwise decent-to-great film. I had hoped TWD would go for it, but nope...still television, after all.

It was all a hallucination inside George Romero’s childhood snowglobe.

HOPE YOU GOT YOUR SITTIN’ PANTS ON

This was one the most blatantly-filler episodes of the entire series. Also, no tiger on earth, not even a CGI-ger, can differentiate between ‘good guys’ and ‘bad guys’ re: eating people.

I guess it’s kinda the polar opposite of a joke?

Au contraire, I imagine they were rather ‘unbearable’.

I’m not proud of this, by the way, but it had to be done nonetheless.

Paging Mr. Feldman. Mr. Corey Feldman.