Christ, no. The worst thing this show could do is make Debbie a fucking serial killer, and I’m worried they’re headed in that direction.

He’s probably hoping that most people will respond in kind. ‘I don’t believe that BLACK ONE one bit’

I WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS UP YOUR PUUUUUUUUUSSSYY

I lol’d. I adore The Knife and Fever Ray both, but I still lol’d. Wow.

Not to be a pedant, but if he has just ONE screw for an eyes, why is he referred to as ‘Professor ScreweyeS’ and not ‘ScrewEYE?’

I’m gonna be up all night with this one.

*scattered applause, an awkward throat-clearing*

I sure as fuck wasn’t, at least until a decade of top-dollar PTSD therapy ended the nightmares and violent fantasies for good.

But hey, thanks for triggering me, you fuck!

As a Memphian, ‘Mystic Stylez’ will always be the perfect soundtrack for this city’s haunted, collapsing industrial dystopia. Especially at night. ;)

Damn you Fincher, you made a serial killer do something inarguably adorable.

Ugh, Debbie is the worst though. We haven’t seen her be anything but deeply unkind and cruel to Ford, so what does he see in her? He’s not a great dude in many ways, but damn man, stand up for yourself a little.

For some reason the pizza line just utterly killed me. My throat still burns from laughing so hard.

I adore Carrie Coon (The Leftovers is one of my very favorite series of all time), but she’s all wrong for Wendy.

I’m a huge fan of Patton, but you could tell with this special that he’s a little rusty and still trying to figure out how to move forward.

As far as ‘best’ comedians working today, I think Bamford is still above Patton.

Is this a spiritual sequel to this 1996 lost classic? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solo_(1996_film)

Oh my God, I can’t think of him as anyone but Kemper now.

#ashamed

Not sure you’re supposed to necessarily like Holden.

Starland Vocal Band

No shit. Whomever this dude is (doesn’t seem like he’s been in anything else I’ve seen), I hope he has a hell of a career ahead of him, because he’s fucking mesmerizing.

I wonder if this means there’s gonna be a major time-jump at some point, since Mr. Rader wasn’t apprehended until 2005, if I remember correctly.

I even tried AFT for the first time!