Exorcisms when we know about mental illness? Making people feel ashamed of every natural human instinct and inclination? Do you even 2017 bro?

SERIOUSLY, NO CANDIE?

I’m allergic to eggs, so when the traditional fucking-someone’s-husband-to-death comes around each year, I have to substitute with pie.

Here’s what’s coming to, and leaving from, The AV Club on August 23, 2017.

Coming to: the world’s shittiest, ugliest, most non-user-friendly commenting platform.

Leaving: A beloved, easy-to-use, attractive commenting platform.

My wife and I moving to Memphis from North Carolina in summer, 2016 was one of those ‘oh shit oh shit oh shit’ moments. Thankfully it worked out well.

‘Six Feet Under’ played a big part in bringing me to Quakerism, and for that I’ll always be grateful.

I love the assumption that all us dudes are helpless to resist the pull of cliched action-film ‘dude stuff’. Guess I’m just a Beta, because that shit bores me to tears. Sorry knuckledraggers.

The BMI is a joke. Do the wrist test. My fingers don't touch around my wrist. That means a health weight for me is around 190/200 pounds at my height. The BMI would call that grossly overweight.

It's not as simple to lose the weight as you want it to be. There are often mental health issues involved.

Worry about your own life.

Please stereotype some more, because I'm an active outdoors person, a nature love, and I'm overweight. Where do I fit into your dehumanizing generalizations?

And until you've been raised by a single parent, or been one, you can't judge one. Period.

No, you don't get it. You don't understand the complex mental health reasons that go into overeating. But boy, you'll sure judge, won't you? Do you think anyone WANTS to be that way? Do you think overweight people are just like 'I know I'm unhealthy, I just DON'T CARE?' When overweight people are treated like garbage…

is the kid putting goodwill into the world? is the mother for allowing that behavior?

exactly. even if this fiction were true, i mean really...cry me a fucking river, folks.

thank you for saying this!

so kids and their shitty parents should be rewarded for allowing that kind of uncontrolled behavior? kids should get away with murder and not be taught any better?

wow...you win. i don't really recall being allowed to shout 'i want my fucking pie!' at the top of my lungs at McDonald's, sorry.

so kids and their shitty parents should be rewarded for allowing that kind of uncontrolled behavior? kids should get away with murder and not be taught any better?

wow...you win. i don't really recall being allowed to shout 'i want my fucking pie!' at the top of my lungs at McDonald's, sorry.