...You actually asked for a refund from a video store because you didn’t like the movie you paid to rent? Like, this is something you felt was totally normal and called for because you didn’t care for the film? 

Jimmy Carr had a funny bit about Jehovah’s Witnesses and Nazis both being interested in watchtowers. 

‘the little one is MEAN’ 

This might’ve been my favorite episode of the series. It’s certainly one of the sweetest. Baby Billy’s opening number in the pool was a tough act to follow, but Keef’s fire dance somehow did the job (Keef and Kelvin - please just fuck already).

sadly, this sort of thing is exactly why i know scores of men who are victims of sexual assault who would never publicly state what happened to them.

of course, you made a big point of writing YalE gRaDuAtE so i’m not expecting much depth beyond ‘1% bad’ here.

Yeah, you didn’t read either article before posting, did you? 

I imagine Jacob Stern was being just as facetious, but don’t let that stop you.

And honest question - if people had died as a result of the boats sinking, is that just part of the lulz? Is it cool and funny to laugh because they’re ostensibly wealthy people so fuck them dying tragically? 

I still enjoy this show greatly, but am still disturbed by the fact that Judy being a rapist was played for laughs and she’s not been held accountable for it. Maybe that’ll pay off eventually?

Having one of the greatest music videos of all time attached to it doesn’t hurt, either. 

Also, you’re just being contrarian by not putting Every Breath You Take first. The reason that song’s permeated culture to the extent that its become one of the most celebrated popular songs of all time is because it’s that fucking good of a song.

What, no love for ‘Mother’? 

A rare case where I think the source material and the adaptation are equally excellent. 

Sad news. Always liked seeing him show up in something. He was especially fantastic in Once Upon A Time In America and Smooth Talk. Shitty way to go.

burn the witch! burn the witch!

Fugazi never apologized for tossing shitbirds out of their shows for getting violent/moshing/crowd-killing. I miss those days.

Fair enough, but I think the author here is attempting to dismiss more than just the simulation theory specifically? Shrug, I dunno.

Pet Sematary should’ve been on this list, and Fred Gwynne should’ve been nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his performance.

Wait, wait...hold up. You seriously put the Tim Curry miniseries of It on this list but not The Dead Zone? I don’t know whether to laugh or weep in despair. 

so deep, bruh. original as hell, too.