That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

Nice GIF it reminds me of the olden days when I worked at a horse slaughterhouse.

Because we know how Brexit turned out even though it hasn’t yet started?

Judging from the results, we let them in, feed and educate their children,  give them medical care, and let them work too.

The concussion alone would kill a few, not to mention what ever contaminants seep into the water. But hey, at least you’re deterring fisherman and creating artificial reefs.

You sunk my bassleship!

I honestly don’t see this overtaking the Outback anytime soon. Subaru literally cannot make Outbacks fast enough to keep pace, they sell 15 thousand plus a month. VW combined Golf sales barely peak over 3k a month. Subaru executives are probably laughing it up real good right now.

Here’s the thing with comparing it to Subaru:

Hahahaha a Haldex AWD system is absolutely no match for Subaru’s AWD. This will not be an Outback or Forester competitor

Yeah ugly beats average reliability all day long.

I'd take Subaru anything over VW anything. Anyday.

When are you guys going to write “10 ways to improve ios 10 battery life on your non-iPhone 7 device”?

I'm confused... is that meant to be "thanks, (xxx representing the redacted name of your CFO)" or how I saw it at first as in "thanks, many kisses"? If the latter, that's either sexual harassment or your CFO is a hottie.

The way that email was written, looks like my boss sent it

Well, I suppose the good news is, she’s very unlucky not to have you in her life.

Seriously. $8k/month is hardly “posh” money.

Where I live I’ve never actually seen a charging station. Not at companies, not at malls, not on the side of the highway, nowhere- ever. I guess the midwest is a little behind the rest of the country...

Drive an M5 or be a dick. Choose one and only one.

Ah, you’ve heard about the in-flight movie then!

Or you want one because driving on straight boring roads is incredibly tedious.