Cop 1: What kind of gun is that?

I’ll let you know when my HOA complains about compressor noise, grinders, torches, saws, and the large number of immobile, rusty shitpiles-in-the-shape-of-cars scattered throughout the yard/driveway.

Because people just GOTTA have those annoying overplayed pop ‘songs’, commercials for Al’s Bargain Basement Mattress Emporium every 7 minutes, and countless droning morning DJs and propaganda spewing talk radio hosts.

It’s reassuring to see reasonable people supporting your comment. Every time I see a story like this or an HOA the comment section is filled with unrealistic expectations of society. Buying a bunch of stuff then leaving it outside to rot is not “collecting”, it’s hoarding.

Because it’s easier to transport overnight car parts from Japan using your own truck, that’s why.

Hey don’t tell anyone but sometimes I record basketball games without the express written consent of the National Basketball Association.

IM NOT SCARED OF YOU!

Not real enough for ya, Billy?

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

I think that’s an early prototype before they eliminated side-fumbling.

I have one just like it. It’s a Turbo Encabulator.

That was the original version. In this version power is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance, not with a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing.

This brilliant inventor is disrupting a 50 billion dollar industry!

Car owners will be shocked to find out what this device does!

The one trick oil companies don’t want you knowing about!

Just pick up an old WK Grand Cherokee CRD. I recommend the ‘08 over the ‘07: a (slightly) better interior and a mill that responds quite well to InMotion or Green Diesel tunes. The ‘07 is a little more subdued (despite the paper specs being identical).

Step 1: Start with a lot of money

Do you really have to ask?