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I don't know if I'd call a 16 year old a "little girl".

My dad's '65 Stingray had that same issue.

You know you've watched this too much when you can recite it from memory, including the newscasters and that lady.

Thank you for this. I read that sentence and thought, no, you meant Brittany Spears. Or Bobby Brown if you want to go that route.

I tired to tell some lady to turn off her damn brights and she probably thought I was trying to kill her. I did eventually get my point across.

Those directions don't make any sense!

This! It's always the people going slower than traffic in the left lane. You may be going the speed limit, but be courteous and move over.

My friend and I used to hang around with a local car club until the following:

I honestly thought that was this video at first, but I was like I don't remember him driving off of a cliff.

My friend and I were visiting his parent's cabin up in Idaho and decided to drive to Canada for a bit to take pictures and kill time. This was before you needed passports to cross and all we had were our California driver licenses. Not wanting to get stuck we asked the US side about coming back and were told that if

I've seen that in person. It was intense. And loud.

Not related to the article at all, but I always thought that parking lot looked familiar, until I found out it was one of the parking lots at the college I attended. Check it out on Google Maps. /coolstorybro

I had no idea those things had sirens until I rolled a stop sign down the street from one.

Oh, I know where this is. This is where those Rock Store Photos guys hang out.

I was up at the lookout on Saturday and this guy in a Jetta just kept speeding up and down. It's amazing he didn't crash or hit anyone. The sad thing is CHP had just driven by right before he showed up.

Thanks for posting that. Chris is hilarious. Been seeing him at local comedy clubs for a few years. I have a feeling I've seen him do that bit live.

Isn't that for the adaptive cruise control?

I keep seeing a few on my way to work. Not sure if it's the same one or if a few people have them around here. They are eye catching though!

I'm pretty sure I've seen a DeLorean out here (California) with that plate.

While not official, I believe this had to do with holding the phone vs. it being in a dock. I tweeted that article at my state representative and they retweeted it to the governor so hopefully this ridiculousness is stopped.