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A lot of the backlash against The Last Jedi was also racist (and sexist). 

Alt-right dudes are always so concerned about getting things shoved down their throats. In that spirit, I think we can respect their wishes and just gently place Black Panther into their mouths so they can guide it with their hand in order to keep it from banging against their uvula.

Some of the prerelease hate on it from bigots is almost laughable in its stupidity, like I was reading a thread for it on Facebook and some rando was decrying how it shouldn’t be all (well mostly) black and that it is just because of hollywoods diversity trend yadda yadda yadda.

Hahahaha

Unfortunately, only one side has gotten more than one good movie.

> It’s clear that the enemy is capitalism, but the series frequently stops short of saying so—not only that, but instead of redirecting its ire on the technological development of the stacks. Characters deliver homilies on the evil wrought by the few having so much more than everyone else, then inexplicably pivot to

Progressive Punks Fuck... On?

But weirdest of all may be the story’s stubborn refusal to engage with its primary theme in a coherent way. If Altered Carbon has a key lesson, it’s that the rich will always be an existential threat to the rest of humanity. It’s clear that the enemy is capitalism, but the series frequently stops short of saying so—

Oh yeah: he couldn’t deal with the darkness of his own desires because... uh... he liked oral sex and facials. File under: plotlines made obsolete by pornhub.

BR2049 owns, friend

So rich people are Cylons. Didn’t we already know this? And I don’t suppose there’s any gay in this sea of sexy sex.

I’m not going through this whole list right now (ain’t nobody got time for that), but #8 is interesting, because it’s a complaint I haven’t seen before.

**sobs while conditioning**

there’s a lot of characters pensively moping in the shower. Who knew people did so much brooding in between lathering and rinsing?

These things you call “objective problems” are not.

“...claiming that the vetting process for the various groups the foundation donates to is long, slow and involved...”

Its even worse, because it WAS in a film before, and people whining about bombs now are just.... morons, really.

Then Star Wars has been broken since 1980.

But you were okay with bombs in Empire? How oddly selective.

One day soon many, many people will be making the argument that The Last Jedi ranks as the best Star Wars film.