You wash your mouth out with soap this instant.

The acting on Girls is better in every way. Dunham has incredible comedic timing, and Adam Driver is one of the best young actors out there. Togetherness on the other hand featured a mix of competent and unbearable performances.

He's totally right. I'm afraid I have to inform you that you have bad taste.

Girls is funnier, more interesting, and somehow more outlandish yet simultaneously more insightful. Better acting, too.

Where's the Looking special? I thought that was coming in April?

Girls is really killing it the season. I'm actually kind of sad that very few people are going to bother watching it.

It would be a superpower if it was remotely convincing. It's awkward because it's not.

Foggy's monologue in the ER was excruciating and perfectly illustrated everything that is wrong with this show: rote, cliché dialogue delivered in the manner of an earnest high school dramatist.

He perfectly captures the essence of Foggy Nelson? So the essence of Foggy Nelson is bad acting? The guy has stage voice. Everything he says sounds like he's in a high school play. When he's prominently featured in an episode it ruins the show for me. Woll is almost as overwrought, but not quite as bad. And D'Onofrio…

I thought that guy looked better with the mustache, and I loved the Abbi/Trey kiss.

It's one of those words that is so often "misused" that the new meaning has basically become its meaning.

Mitch Pileggi also does not age. Gillian Anderson ages, but very gracefully. David Duchovny…well. Not enough alien DNA, maybe?

Interesting choice to start off season 5 with the girls in their most hyper-unlikable mode. The unlikableness was so off the charts it almost felt surreal.

"I had a late night meeting…" Well well well.

The B grade is..very generous.

It's the same as it ever was, but expectations of TV have changed dramatically since the mid-90s.

No no, the prime numbers are female because they're the building blocks of all numbers, just as women are the building blocks of all life.

Tell your friend…we've been here for a long time.

The trailer worked for me, partly because the tone was so unexpected. I mean, this sounded more like a teaser for Batman vs. Superman. But with the hint of the familiar theme song, it was almost…poignant. *Breaks down into sobs*

JOHN, a lithe 23 year old, smokin' hot, languishes on his bed, consumed by raw existential angst.