How would she know that a murder was about to take place? In real life people make incredibly dumb decisions in the heat of the moment all the time.

It was Sam who called Annalise a dirty whore. Since when do villainous characters' words get counted as the show's POV?

It wouldn't be as easy as simply saying, "Oh, we're there all the time! We had a reason to be in this house after dark and we just happened to be there when an altercation developed and our friends killed Sam. No big whoop!" Also they weren't really bystanders. They all seem to be involved in the struggle, and there…

"Is she trying to play off the fact that some male comics have used the mic as their dick?"

No, Mr. Saleeby. You were supposed to die.

Why would this piss people off? It would be really weird if this pissed people off. It's a satirical list inverting some of the sexist advice female comedians sometimes get, and directing it toward men in an absurd way. There's nothing offensive about this satire, unless you're some sort of simpleton.

The first sentence of your post was accurate.

Did you? I'm not that surprised, sadly.

Wow, 1500 comments? If there's one great way to incite a male commenting frenzy, it's writing something about misogyny. Anyway, this list was kind of funny and that's about all I have to say, ayuh.

Except Kudrow is a better comedic actor in every way? And The Comeback was ten times better? Am I speaking to Ricky Gervais by the way

I've never understood why some people say The Comeback isn't funny. Maybe while I'm laughing, other people are cringing. Maybe I'm just a really terrible person.

A wife is apparently not a "real tie" anymore. Family — the weakest bond.

"Camp" is difficult for a lot of people to process. They have trouble picking up on the intention and assume it's just stupid. (I guess.)

Kevin's confession in the diner that he wanted to be free of his family is interesting. He suggests that, deep down, he feels that's why he didn't get raptured or whatever. We also learned that Nora was exasperated with her family when they disappeared. Even if just fleetingly, she too wanted to be free, and she too…

The best moment of the episode (for me) was when it cut to Carrie Coon sitting peacefully at the table with her "family" holding their hands with this odd, serene look on her face. Holy shitballs.

Yeah, the GR must have ordered cheap knockoff dolls. They were actually horrifying.

The National Geographic kind of intrigues me (in spite of myself). The articles in that issue all relate to something on the show in one way or another. The Cairo article is self explanatory. The one about the spider that lives underwater and breathes air from bubbles (I think Christine was babbling about a spider…

I mean, that's not how she addressed it though…she apologized directly.

Aww, your completely decontextualized and ahistorical definition of racism is cute! (And ignorant.)

I won't be putting on any big girl panties since I'm a guy. Did you think the Ina Garten avatar was a selfie?